
Johnny Carson "Fruitcake" T-Shirt
"There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other." —Johnny Carson
"There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other." —Johnny Carson
"When chickens get to live like chickens, they'll taste like chickens, too." —Michael Pollan
"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion." —Henry David Thoreau