Johnny Carson “Fruitcake” Tote
"There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other." —Johnny Carson
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Johnny Carson “Fruitcake” T-Shirt
"There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other." —Johnny Carson
Michael Pollan “Chickens” Tote
"When chickens get to live like chickens, they'll taste like chickens, too." —Michael Pollan
Michael Pollan “Chickens” T-Shirt
"When chickens get to live like chickens, they'll taste like chickens, too." —Michael Pollan
Henry David Thoreau “Pumpkin” Tote
"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion." —Henry David Thoreau
Henry David Thoreau “Pumpkin” T-Shirt
"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion." —Henry David Thoreau
Julia Child “Afraid of Butter” Tote
"If You're Afraid of Butter, Use Cream." —Julia Child
Julia Child “Afraid of Butter” T-Shirt
"If You're Afraid of Butter, Use Cream." -Julia Child
William A. Butler “No Better Berry” Tote
"Doubtless God could have made a better berry, but doubtless God never did." —William A. Butler
William A. Butler “No Better Berry” T-Shirt
"Doubtless God could have made a better berry, but doubtless God never did." —William A. Butler
