Totes and Apparel: Johnny Carson "Fruitcake" T-Shirt"There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other." —Johnny Carson
Totes and Apparel: Michael Pollan "Chickens" T-Shirt"When chickens get to live like chickens, they'll taste like chickens, too." —Michael Pollan
Totes and Apparel: Henry David Thoreau "Pumpkin" T-Shirt"I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself, than be crowded on a velvet cushion." —Henry David Thoreau